Monday, August 2, 2010

I'm Coming Out of the Closet

The last two months I've been living something of a lie. My life has a huge secret I feel I need to reveal...


I. Am. A. Plasma Donor.

Turns out I like to spend money. Consequently, I'm running out of money to spend. Therefore, I've turned to alternative means to supplement my income (means that don't involve taking my clothes off in public). I was ashamed of this decision, being aptly employed with an adequate salary...but that inclination to spend overtook me and I needed more cash. Please try to withhold judgment.

It hasn't been all bad - I got a date out of it. He's quite a cutie, but after only one date, I can't divulge many details without putting the kibosh on the whole thing. He took me to see Inception, and allowed me to put him through 2 hours of John Mayer and So You Think You Can Dance, and he actually tried to come back for more the next day. He was the perfect gentleman. Perhaps he will last longer than the usual 2 dates.

5 comments:

Cassie said...

That's awesome! I already knew your secret and am even thinking of taking it up myself. Can't wait to hear more about the plasma cutie.

Teachinfourth said...

Wow, brave guy. You should have taken him to see a vampire movie, though. That would've told you a heck of a lot in a short time.

Mindi said...

i support instant gratification. :)

Shamae said...

Awesome stace! No judging from over here! You enjoy that money chic!

Loni said...

I was a plasma donor, too! Wish there was a place closer to me and I'd still do it for the spending money :)